My GF this, My GF that...

Ever hung out with one of those people that talk non stop about their new relationship and try to wedge the topic in on every conversation? Then 6-12 months later when it isn't so new anymore they just roll their eyes when they talk abour the same person?

That guy, is me.

Yeah. I suck. HAHA!

Can I leave my stuff at your place?

My GF asked if she could leave a bag of her stuff at my place. It's cool with me, since we are pretty established now. It feels kinda strange when it happens too soon though. Like when a girl takes over my tiny bathroom with her stuff on day2.

I was looking around my place and I still have various remnants from ex- hookups, GFs, one nights stands.

I have a fake lip-ring from a one night stand punk chick. I have an ear stud from a slightly B-kei one night stand.

Random hair brush. I don't know.


Ex-GF's and Fuck buddy's; Bath salt, facial scrubs, soaps, lotions, massage oil- other things I don't know what their purpose is for....

I think it's time to either use them, or lose them. My skin is a little dry around the eyes. Perhaps a nice bath with a revitalizing facial is in order....?

Am I being a bitch?

Or do I just have little patience for bullshit?

A girl who I dated, went to Karaoke, made out with, stopped replying to my messages a long time ago contacted me suddenly. She asked how I was, I gave a friendly reply and asked the same of her. No reply.

One week later (last night) she asks if it's OK to call me and does so.

She tells me she is at work and needs something translated for work, can I help her?

No; hello, how are you?, what are you doing?, hows life? It's been a while since I totally brushed you off like a bad smell and tried to forget about you because I only wanted to try out hanging with a foreigner and wasn't interested in anything more, just a bit of fun......(thats my assumption at least).

Whatever.

I try to help. She says some sentences and I reply in English and she says she can't understand my English- can I mail her the translation?

I told her, "Yea, sure!!"

But really, "No fucking way!!!"

How do you brush a dude off with no explanation and think that a year later he is going to do your job for you for free?

I got a message from her today asking if I was busy because she needs those translations for work. I almost feel bad.

But mostly, I don't care.

I have a shoe fetish

I don't know how it got this way, but its pretty full on now.

Maybe it started with me noticing the pink toenails of a girl wearing sandals?

Maybe I saw a bit of toe sticking out with some 'toe cleavage'?

I did notice that when I saw girls with more conviction in their style, they had more confidence in their walk and nicer shoes on their feet.

Nowadays I look at shoes like I'm looking at tits.

I try to sneak a look without getting caught looking weird or creepy.

The school uniform fetish that is so common here does absolutely nothing for me and when I see it I think, 'child' and absolutely nothing registers in my mind. In fact I think the way that this entire country somehow openly embraces this as commonplace is completely vulgar- but as they say, when in Rome...hmmm... It still does nothing for me.

There's a 16 year old girl I do private lessons with every week. In a way, I could imagine how she would be cute to other girls and guys her age. One public holiday I taught her and she came in without her uniform, dressed in casual- lots of makeup, perfume and heels...... minors shouldn't be allowed to wear heels. They were hot. And strappy.

I stole all these pics from a blog. But that blog said they stole them from someone else. Super steal baby.

Fcup's amway secret

I'm still not sure what to think about these messages. If you want a translation just ask.

F-cup: Hi Ransom, 来週　ヒマな日ある？
Me: Hi Fcup. I'm free on Monday. How about you?
Monday?! Im work on Monday
After work?
It goes out with the friend! Besides, is a free day?
夜は仕事が昼間はあいてるの日が金曜日だよ
ちゃあ金曜日の昼間お茶する？　Do you know amway?
Do I know amway? [anywhere]ってこと？
AMWAYってゆぅ会社知ってる？
知らない
そっか。世界中で広がってるビジネスやから知ってるかと思って
結構です
誘ってないよ
じゃ、なぜ俺に聞いた？
外国ではどのくらいされてるのかなと思って
かなり流行ってるよ
そぉなんやぁ
そう
BTW, How old are you?
28. You?
Really?! 25 クラィかと思ってた。　２３
俺は若いぽいっていういみ？
少し若く見えます
君の顔はどんどん忘れてる。。。
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眠い。。gunite. sweet dreams.
you too.

Nipplegasm

It's an orgasm through nipple stimulation alone. I realized I hadn't done one to my girlfriend yet, so I did it to her this afternoon. She was shocked and surprised, but loved it. Her first time to experience nipplegasm.

Guys, don't let anyone tell you it can't be done, because it absolutely can.

Nipplegasm; another great way to get a girl off.

F cup tits

There he is. The cool guy. The guy that girls swoon for and guys hate from the feeling of jealousy. He has a good job and a nice car. He is composed and articulate in his speech. His voice resonates a clarity of mind and intelligence yet he never becomes the "Mr. Know-it-all". Somehow he maintains his humility and never gets too full of himself. He dresses well- fashionable, but at the same time his hair is slightly messy and his face could do with a shave, but it only adds to his rugged charm. He doesn't mind to laugh at himself and when he does it shows his big white teeth. He never takes himself too seriously and you can feel that he is just so easy to be around even though he seems so cool. He says nice things to you and is always positive, and even though he is funny and makes you laugh when he talks, there are times when he is quiet and serious and you wonder what he is thinking. Sweet, funny, cute yet mysterious. His baby face is a contrasting gap to his ripped abs and muscular body. If women knew, women would find it hard to say 'no' to this guy.

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When I think of a guy that I imagine most girls would find attractive, he seems like this.

When I imagine a girl that has the same level of attractive qualities she would have;

A cute face, slim waist, F-cup sized tits...............


............vagina................?

Oh yeah!! I almost forgot. Her personality should be simple so we can feel like we impress her with our lame stories! ! ! !

Yeah, that's about all guys need.

Notice I lacked to mention the job? Men aren't concerned with such superficial things like what money and status a girl has. NO! We go straight to the core- the heart of the girl. Or, at least in that general direction; the chest...... Chest/breast (size) is more important than status.

So when a girl like this who I picked up waaaaaay back last winter, suddenly messages me out of nowhere asking to have a dinner date with me- I should be all over it. BUT- I'm so goddamn busy with this post grad study!!!! RAAA!!! I'm angry.

I want breast!