Thursday 2 August 2012

International love



Above is some bullshit song that is total crap performed by two total crapsters and I highly recommend you don't click on it. I posted it only to illustrate the crapness of Chris Brown's concept of international love. He says something about being down in Miami and in New York city and across in L.A...... bro, thats not international, that's interstate America. And he talks about going to those places rather than hooking up. Going to those places isn't love, its just tourism. Fucking the women there is love.

International love? Interstate Chump. 

Lets look at the nationalities of women I have hooked up with in alphabetical order.

America
Australia
Britain
Burma
Canada
China
Fiji
France
Japan
Korea
Laos
Malaysia
Mongolia
New Zealand
Philippines
Quebec (Its not it's own nationality, I know, but damn it should be! Quebec chicks are the best!)
Russia
Singapore
Switzerland
Thailand
Vietnam

You will notice a large amount of Asian countries and a huge lack of European countries while South America is totally absent. How can this be possible? South American chicks are the hottest!!

I really want to hook up with a Spicy Latino. Can I do that just once in my life? Oh, and a Spicy Indian chick too please. And a Spicy Scandinavian chick....

And a Spicy Israeli...

Basically anything.

Spicy.

Or not spicy is OK too.

EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD !!



If not every girl in the world, one nice girl who I really like would do just as good also. I will just aim for whatever comes first. 

Having said that, there is a big problem with the lack of diversity in my life in general recently that I hope to rectify over the next few years. In summary, I will be leaving Japan next year to go do some things with the tentative plan to return after some time away.

So with that said, I will be retitling this blog from, "Ransom Foreign Guy In Japan" to just, "Ransom Foreign guy."

Yoroshiku.