Philippines trip summary

Madness....

So many things happened. Here's a summary.

-Broken roads, aggressive street touts and pushy beggar swarms attempting pickpocket
-Pushy bar girls looking for romance and free drinks
-Excessive red bull
-Tag team sex
-Burning car on the side of the road
-Hooker family birthday party in the provincial ghetto
-Hooker fight in my hotel room, crying hooker
-Epic threesome fail
-Beach chick pick up, wants money and sex, gets both
-Food poisoning, puking, diarrhea, immobilization
-Super typhoon, get caught in a massive flood, float down the street
-Miss international flight
-Finally return
-SLEEEEEEEP

Sudden dirty mail.

The suga mama mails abruptly late at night. More interestingly, she mails in English. Which she can not speak. My guess is she is using translating software online. So I play along. I find that I have a strong sense of humor in relation to sex talk done with terrible translations.

What are you doing now? What clothes are you wearing.
What? That is so sudden. I just got home so I took my clothes off.

It only came to want to send abnormal mail.
Your English study is earnest. I want to see sexy erotic photos of you in a bath. Do you have any?

I love using whack English that is online translator friendly. I think this is a unique skill in itself.

Do you use it at the masturbation? A photo is attached.
Sexy. I am becoming hard. Will you touch me? I attach one of myself.

I want to touch. The photograph and Ransom.
I want to touch you. Your face, your body. I want you to touch me, anywhere.

All of you are licked, touching.
I want to lick you. Slowly. and fast. Lick you a lot.

Is such abnormal mail always done?
I ask you the same question.

Of course, it does everyday.
It is sexual and pervert. I want more.

Transforming when staying is? understanding. It is only your body.
先のは全然分からへんかった。どういういみ？I have no idea what you just said. You are going to need to clarify that.

旅行に行ったときにままが変態って分かったでしょ？　ままはあなたのものだよ。When we went on holiday you found out what I was like and how I have a bad side. I am yours...

Disaster in progress

Super busy with life right now. Can hardly breathe. Lucky for me next week I'm going to take a summer vacation and get out of Japan for a bit and rest my brain for a few days.

So here's the story,

I had a chick over at my place two nights ago. She is a very 'pure princess type' and is really sweet and damn fine. She is a make up artist and works at a cosmetics counter in town, not too far from where I live, but her make up company's office is directly opposite my building. She goes there sometimes for training sessions. I have bumped into her out the front of my apartment before...

I had another girl over at my place last night. Very cool and confident with a strong personality that matches her hot looks. She is another nail artist in training who sometimes works at a kyaba kura on the side for easy cash. I found out that her nail shop is on almost the same block as my building, and she lives around the corner from me too. We shop at the same grocery store...

If I keep seeing these girls, or if they keep seeing me, the chances of a cataclysmic showdown between me and two girls, in the middle of the street near my apartment, is dangerously high. It's just a matter of time really...