Philippines trip summary

Madness....

So many things happened. Here's a summary.

-Broken roads, aggressive street touts and pushy beggar swarms attempting pickpocket
-Pushy bar girls looking for romance and free drinks
-Excessive red bull
-Tag team sex
-Burning car on the side of the road
-Hooker family birthday party in the provincial ghetto
-Hooker fight in my hotel room, crying hooker
-Epic threesome fail
-Beach chick pick up, wants money and sex, gets both
-Food poisoning, puking, diarrhea, immobilization
-Super typhoon, get caught in a massive flood, float down the street
-Miss international flight
-Finally return
-SLEEEEEEEP