This is a formal letter of cease and desist.
Please stop being drink scamming cock-teasing bitchface ho tramps, and concentrate more on being hot & easy ready-to-take-home-now slutty McSluts.
Your cooperation on the matter is much appreciated.
Sincerly,
Horny irritated men residing in Japan.
So are you not fucking? You used to have great posts and pics about banging chicks but activity seems to have gone down.
ReplyDeleteLong story short, I've been fucking plenty, but it hardly seems worth writing about. The prose would be too repetitive sounding something like, "I saw a chick, I picked her up, had lame conversation, took her to my place, had lame sex..."
ReplyDeleteIts nothing out of the ordinary so its hard to really write anything inspired. It's when strange things or really cool things happen (like I actually like a chick) that I think its worth writing about.
Having said that, I have some epic funny stories on the way! Stay tuned for topics involving hookers and blow.