-She was much older than me
-She was blond
-She worked in a snack bar (like a hostess)
-I was really nervous
-I accidentally tried to put it in her butt
The thing was that she was visually stunning and when she mentioned that she was too old for me, I didn't really take that as a no. I was pretty convinced that she wanted to hook up anyway and at the same time, I was pretty convinced that I wanted to hook up with her, so eventually we made it happen.

Her body was youthful but her voice was raspy from years of late nights making conversation by shouting above the music, excess alcohol consumption, and cigarettes. When we started getting naked, the surreality of the scene I was in burned into my memory. Here I was, in the countryside of some foreign asian country, laying down an older women that makes money from flirting with men, on top of a futon, in a room with straw mats instead of carpet.
The heat was making the sweat stink and the alcohol had caused me dehydration and a sharp headache to match. On top of this, this women has her eyes shut, isn't looking at me at all, and is making some strange screaming noise.
It was bizarre.
From that first night together began one of the most weird and volatile relationships I've been in. I guess I grew and matured from the experience.
Anyhow, I have a few more days before I'm in Tokyo hitting on blonds. Getting pretty excited.