Mailing

There is nothing I despise more than mailing girls on the phone. Its a waste of time. Unless its a GF. But even then sometimes its just mendokusai. With girls I haven't slept with, a lot of the time they won't write back. Even more times they will write back, but wont to go on a date. Sometimes there will be mail contact for months before they agree to go on a date. Its such a bitch! So with the understanding that most girls will just disappear after I picked them up, or take forever to meet up, I try to be more time efficient by picking up a ton of girls and mailing a ton since most will end up flaking eventually.

So spending the whole day Friday around the house and only having to work for a few hours in the evening, I tried cooking a new dish. A spicy recipe I learned while in Thailand last time I was there. I took a photo and decided to use it as a conversation piece in some of the mails. I have detailed all the mail exchanges that took place on Friday and Saturday. Consider this Japanese study and an insight into the inane conversation I spout with the ladies of Japan. BTW- a lot of my Japanese is fucked up. I sound more like an infant than a man. Sometimes intentional, sometimes just cause I suck. This is 'cute'.

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Booty chick. I picked up on the street a few weeks ago. We've been hooking up for sex and suddenly she canceled our date for last Monday citing that she doesn't want a sex friend. Then I bumped into her on the street with her friend, shared an awkward hello, then she messaged a few days later saying that she was lonely and was I angry? No I wasn't. We made up. She said she loves me. I don't believe this. I think that Japanese girls say this not because they feel it, but because they want to hear it returned to them. Whatevs. I send her a mail plus photo attached.

今日、少し時間があたから新しい料理を作ってみた。Cashew Chicken! まぁまぁけど今度もっと美味しく作る。
I had some time so I tried out this new new dish called cashew chicken. It was OK so next time I'll make it better.
美味しそう〜 ちゃんと自炊してえらいね こんど私にも作って
Looks good. You really cook for yourself right? Next time make it for me.
そうするぞ 今回は練習からね
Sure thing. This time was practice.
やった〜 楽しみにしてるね
Awesome. I'm looking forward to it

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Model This chick is a fashion model. Gorgeous, tall, confident. Totally my type. She speaks some English too. She will be moving to Tokyo to further her career soon. If I can get her for one night of passion (or more!) before she goes I will be so happy.

Hey Model Check this out! I made cashew chicken
美味しそー！ You cook very well!! And are you OK?? もう風邪は治った？？ 私もまたreturnした。。。喉が痛いよーぉ
Looks good. Are you OK or did you get better? I had a relapse too. My throat hurts!!

We have both been a bit sick lately. I like how we can use both English and Japanese. Not so much in these mails, but others more so. This is my ideal situation. She can learn and I can learn and we can enjoy doing it from each other. She isn't trying to keep me from using Japanese, which is a total turn off, and she is trying to learn more about the world through English to further her reach in life. Cool!

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Suga mama 1 Things are getting quite heavy with this lady, even though we haven't slept together yet. I msg in English for fun.

Today I made cashew chicken. It was too salty. Next time it will be delicious.
めっちゃ美味しそう。。。それなのに辛かったん？？私にも今度作って〜！！ I LOVE YOU SUGA MAMAってメールかなぁと思ったのに残念 SugamamaはRansomの事だ〜い好き
Damn that looks good. And even still it was too salty? Make it for me next time. Actually, I thought you were going to send me a mail saying I LOVE YOU, but I guess not. Too bad. I loooove you!

You don't.

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Nailist 2 This chick is another nailist I met and won't meet me but keeps replying. She will only met with her friend and if I bring a friend also. This is bitching me off since I just want to meet her without friends, but she is too hot to ignore. I have finally managed to get a guy for her friend.

今日少し時間があたからcashew chicken 作った。 初めてやからちょっと塩入れすぎた 今度もっと美味しく作るぞ。
I had some time so I made cashew chicken but I put too much salt in. Next time it will be good though.

おつかれさま！ 返事めちゃめちゃ遅くなってごめん Ransom探してくれてありがとう 楽しみやわ カシューチキンって読むの？
Suup! Hey, my reply was seriously late coming. Sorry. Thanks for finding a guy for us. I'm looking forward to meeting up! Do you call that cashew chicken?

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Gyaru- This chick is hot. I doubt she has an attention span longer than 5 kanji characters. I keep it to the point.

久々 元気？ Long time. How you doin?

No reply

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Gyaru2- This chick also is really sweet. So hot. Want to touch. Again, simple mail.

Gyaru! 久々 元気？ Hey girl, long time. How you doin?

元気よ Good!

I mailed the next day asking what she was up to. No reply.

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Nurse- This chick likes to try to speak English. She used to be a student and gave me her details when she finished up. Its been a while since I had correspondence with her though. I was wondering what her reaction would be.

Nurse! long time no see How are you? I'm just writing to say, "hello".

Hi! Ransom. Thank you for your "hollo" Long time no see right. Are you fine? the move my hospital is July 1!! I just pack some medical refuses every day My study English is narrowly a light in my daily life. I miss the happy time with you!!

Thanks for the reply Nurse. Sounds like you are so busy these days... If you have time, 今度飲みに行こう。(lets go drink)
今度、飲みに行こう It's good phrases. And good idea, Ransom. Meeting you will be fun!! But I know you are a hard worker and busier than I. Can you really make times for us??

We went on to organize meeting up, which happened the other night. She was not looking so hot, but was pleasant nonetheless. More interesting than many girls I date, but still not actual interesting. And she was doing that shit thing where she just tries to speak English the whole time and I can't understand what she is saying cause her grammar is mangled...She suggested going to a wine bar after we had been at another place. I suggested the bottle of wine at my apartment which she quickly declined. We know each other very well and if she still has no interest in being in my place with me alone then I think she is the type who really needs a guy with a much slower pace than me. Or, she just doesn't like me. Either way, I won't see her again. Its better for us this way. She wrote again after saying thanks lets meet up again.

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Suga muma2- This woman is truly unique. She is very curious, asks so many questions and talks a LOT of crap. I find it fun.

子猫ちゃん 今日cashew chickenっていう料理を作ってみた。 美味しそうでしょう 今から仕事頑張る。
Hey kitten. I made cashew chicken. Doesn't it look good? I gotta work now.

Cashew chickenってどんな料理？ 凄いなぁ〜趣味は料理？ もてそ〜 でも今から仕事って普通終わりの時間じゃない？ 頑張ってるね〜さすが先生。。ヒューヒュー 私は今日は飲みに行くよ〜 暑かったしムッチャ、ウォーキングしたからビール飲んじゃいます。
What kind of food is it? Amazing! Is cooking your hobby? You are working hard as always teacher. Hahaha. I'm gonna drink today. Its so damn hot and I walked so much I can't help but drink beer.

写真は付いてなかった！I didn't attach the pic!

うわぁ！ムッチャ美味しそ! プロ級じゃない プロポーズしてまいそうやゎ。
Whoa! Shit thats like pro level good. I think I'm gonna propose to you.

仕事休憩です。プロポーズしてくれる？ Lucky me でもあの料理は塩辛かった。。。今度はもっと少ない塩入りま〜す。 今沢山水飲んでる もうビール飲む？今日よく頑張ったね。お疲れさま。俺は１０時まで.
I'm on a break. You're gonna propose to me? Lucky me, but the food I made was too salty. Next time I'll put less salt in. I'm drinking so much water now! You already drinking? You worked so hard so you deserve it. I finish at 10.

もうビール飲んでるよ。 早すぎて知り合いのお店まだやってなくてー人寂しく飲みまくり 最早、酔っぱらいはこの町でも私だけよ
眠い
I'm already drinking. I was too early to get into my friends bar so I'm drinking by my lonesome self. Even though its the center of town, I'm the first one drunk. I'm getting sleepy.

おもろい子猫や〜ん 仕事ないんなら一緒に飲むよ。だけどあるから残念。ビール大好き。
You are a crazy cat. If I weren't working I'd go there and drink with you. I love beer.

There was more back and forth about nothing then she invited me to have a glass with her once I knocked off. I went, we chatted a lot, had a good time, ate food, drank beers. She paid for it all (yes!) and I sent her on her way.

今日ムッチャ楽しかった。７、３に黒ぶちメガ超タイプっす またプロポーズしそうでヤバかった。テヘッ。また飲みに行こうね。今日はありがとう。 その時はバラ盗んで来てよ
I had so much fun tonight. I loved those black frames you were wearing. You are so my type. Shit I think I'm gonna propose. HA. lets go drinking again. Thanks for tonight.

Before you propose, by me a pair of jeans and a new guitar! HA!