Sunday 20 March 2011
Shit kiss
While I'm shitty, I'm gonna complain about how some Asian girls kiss really shit.
Like, WTF? Why is it Asians? Why does it not happen when I kiss white girls.
What is with the whole, 'open my gaping mouth as wide as I can, stick out my toungue and let my body go limp so the guy has to support my weight as I act as though I'm falling down like a rag doll and tilt my head completely back' bullshit.
Why don't you kiss front and normal? Why don't you use lips? Do you think slobbering and drooling over my face would be hot? Maybe during sex, yes, but not during a warm up first kiss!
Quit the crap. Its gross and uncomfortable and makes me wanna barf.
Scuz.
Narly.
Puke.
Spew.
Gross.
End.
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omg, I KNOW! a lot of japanese guys are terrible kissers too and like to spit/drool in your mouth... WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?!? it is gross as hell... luckily some of them can be "trained" to kiss properly... but still...
ReplyDeletei think some of it may have to do with porn... as the example you posted shows.... maybe if people are seeing that, they think it's what you have to do to make it hot and sexy? i dunno...
It is the WORST. It makes me feel like puking just thinking about it.
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