It seems to be impossible for a traveler to talk to any non cut-throat business person trying to take a bite in Bangkok. I'm sure there are people that aren't out there for the money only, but I don't seem to encounter them on my travels. Everything you want to buy has an unfixed price that has to be negotiated, even the taxis. It doesn't bother me now, but I'm sure it would get on my nerves after a while.We are trying to get to some club that has normal people in it so we can enjoy dancing and mingling with the locals. The taxi driver tells us that the club is closed and will take us to another place instead. We think it's some scam and 'next' him and move onto the next taxi. Same story here too. Whatever, let's just go. We arrive and enter. Inside this place it opens to a large expansive hall with a catwalk like stage in the center that runs the length of the hall. There is an upstairs balcony area also, and right now the club is mostly empty and the only person dancing on the stage is a Mediterranean looking guy with his hair slicked back as it seems to be the fashionable thing to do when you are an olive skinned man.
I slam a shot and start dancing to the music with my friends and as they mosey off in different directions to mingle, I just rock out by myself. I end up trancing out and just keep it up for the next 3 hours while still drinking a few drinks here and there. It's early morning, I'm super happy and I'm not tired at all but I do go to the back of the club to have a water and decide it's time to try to make a move on some chicks. The club is pretty full now, and that's where I see the hottest girl I've seen in like, forever. She's wearing denim jean shorts with a simple top showing her belly. Her hair is super long and curly. She's talking on her cell phone while her friend is talking to some guy. I wonder how she can do it since it's so loud. I realize that I have to talk to this girl, no matter what. Actually, great chariots of burning fire could be pulling me in the opposite direction and they still couldn't stop me from talking to this chick. I have to, have to talk to her at least a little. I stand there waiting for her to get off the phone trying not to look too conspicuous.
My friend comes up to me and asks me if I have seen any
nice girls. I point to the dream girl. He tells me to go talk to her and I tell him that I'm waiting for her to get off the phone. He says, "Fuck that pussy shit! Walk up to her, take her phone from her hands, close it, and 'game' her!""I dunno man, it's kinda rude to just cut off a girl in the middle of a phone conversation."
"She's in a club! She should be having a good time not talking on a phone! Show her a good time!"
"I dunno."
"DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! I'm gonna stand here telling you to do it until you do it."
"OK, shut up. I'm going."
I walk over and smile a meek shy smile and she looks at me and flashes the cutest smile ever! I motion for her to hang up with a gesture of my hand because I don't want to be too imposing. She is holding her phone in her right hand so with her left hand she grabs the right side of my chest, finds my nipple and starts to NIPPLE CRIPPLE the SHIT out of my nipple. It fucking hurts BAD! I start laughing my ass off cause it is just so unexpected and swipe her hand away. She turns her back to me. I walk back to my friend and tell him what happened and we are laughing. He says, "Well at least you tried."
I've heard that before.
I'm just glad she was holding the phone in her right hand cause she would have got my nipple piercing if she went to the other side. I bet she has a brother or two in her family. These Thai chicks are spicy!
I wanna try to talk with her again and smooth things over but we see some model hot girls by the entrance and decide to game on.
One of them notices us and grabs her friend's attention to point us out. I get close to the tallest one and do one of my smoothest ice breakers ever, "You're pretty!"No reaction.
Maybe it's not that smooth after all. Whatever. She says to me, "Where you stay?"
I'm like, "uuhhmmm... hotel? huh? What did you say now?"
She says, "We go there now."
"What!?"
"5000 baht. We go."
God damn! Is every women everywhere in this country a hooker? Damn. I'm so let down and just want to be real for at least one night of my holiday. Her price is 5X the going rate and I don't want to pay a single anything for her. I'm a little tipsy, and thus a little arrogant. I let out a laugh and say, "Look at me!"
She looks and says, "4000"
I say, "No you don't understand. That's not what I'm saying. Look at me."
She's kinda shy to look at me but she holds up 3 fingers and tries to do a cutesy smile. Indeed, she is good looking. But I was having too much fun dancing and I don't really need to have sex. She grabs my hand and puts it on her waist. She has a tight waist. So do I, so what? "3000 baht." She says again. I have another friend next to me and he doesn't realize the whole exchange that is going on so I let him in on it. He tells me to offer her 1000, see what she says. Seems interesting enough.
"1000 baht." I say into her ear. She laughs at my offer and says, "Darling, I. AM. A. MODEL."
Whilst pointing to her head which has become over inflated with her own ego. So big that it surpasses all of my overcharged alcohol fueled narcissism. I point to some old ださい looking guy that has メタボ and say, "There's your money!"
She actually goes for him and he is all about it in like, a second, and they are leaving and she is grabbing one of her friends to go with her before I realize 'what-the-shit(?)' happened. The girls were in a group of three and one of them is being left behind. A human tug-o-war ensues right before our eyes where the girl being left behind grabs hold of the girl who is being pulled to go with the old dude and her friend. We are laughing our asses off and not holding back on being obvious about it. The girl ends up going with the guy- and my friend grabs the attention of the girl who is left behind, only to draw a crying tear line down the side of his face with his finger to tease her. She pushes him away in a matter that says- 'fuck off I don't need your bullshit ironic sympathy; I'm a model too.'
I get tired and taxi it home unescorted by the company of any club call girls.
The final day we decide to take a peek inside one of the fishbowl places out of curiosity just
before we head to the airport. It's about 11am and I have only 400 baht left. We enter this huge palace looking place and immediately feel out of place. It is a grand spacious establishment that has that just noticeable faux luxury look about it. Expensive but cheapish. I look about me and notice that the interior second floor that is viewable from the lobby has human sized glass windows and behind them, green curtains. I wonder what is behind those curtains? I wonder what happens to this place at night time? I pull out my camera as fast as I can possibly manage and start taking snaps before anyone can stop me. My friend is asking the desk clerk about prices- 4000 and upwards they go. Just then they notice my camera and come racing over to stop me, but it's too late! HAHA!
We go to some other place and they say a massage is 400baht for 2 hours. Sweet. I can use all my remaining money before I leave and not have to worry about the pressure of 'Special' cause I don't have any extra money. We all agree with each other to get a massage for one hour only because we need to get to the airport.
We go and sit down and behind this large looking glass there are girls sitting around. The blue painted wall behind them has fish painted on it also......
I'm not comfortable at all, but I see a chick that looks like a certain Japanese celebrity, minus the glamor and class. "Number 7." I tell the front staff. We go to a room and I tell her that I only have 1 hour and only enough money for the massage. That is all. She understands, but she doesn't, if you know what I mean. It's like, why did I come if I don't want 'special'? Well, I just wanted to see it from the inside and I do like massages. Especially from sexy ladies.
She starts trying to persuade me and I ask her to take off her top instead. She doesn't like that. Whatever. She tells me to use American dollars. I tell her I'm from Japan. She say's I don't look Japanese but I can use Japanese money. I have none. Whatever- use a credit card and we fuck is the main point she is getting across. She wants to fuck, and she wants my money for it. I just want to see her tits and don't want any dirty hooker breath on me. I say "No."
She seems upset, confused and a little pissed. She continues the sensual massage anyway. She is good looking, older than me I'm sure but very well maintained. Yea, she is attractive. After some time she turns around and I see her from behind. Sexy Back. Damn Sexy back. Inner turmoil grips me. I do have a credit card. It's too hard to resist, her back is too sexy. I suck.
We go into rapid negotiations and come up with a 1500 baht decision.She wastes no time taking off my clothes and going straight for my cock with her mouth. I'm not hard yet at all, but with her gentle pressure that increases slowly, obviously from her seasoned skill, she gets me hard pretty damn quick. I'm amazed. Like seriously. I might be the one and only guy out there that is not all that into head jobs, but when someone who can suck dick well, sucks my dick well, I get amazed.
She takes off her top and her denim skirt that seems to be in vogue right now in Thailand and underneath she is wearing some seriously cute black and red lace number. She straddles me, but holds my cock on the outside while she starts to get intimate with my ear. I'm playing with her breasts and I notice a wetness on my legs coming from her. I guess she wants to take it a step further cause she pulls out a condom, wraps me up and rides onto me.
We continue to get to know each other in a number of various styles and positions and she hits her climax while saying 'fuck me' in English which is intertwined with a bunch of other Thai phrases. It sends me over the edge also. After we have cum, she holds me into her and doesn't let me go. There, she is gyrating her hips slowly. I've never had a girl do this before but she seems to be enjoying herself with her head tilted back and eyes closed. Eventually she opens her eyes and starts giggling. When I pull out of her she is very interested in my condom, as the other call girls seemed to be also, but this one got very happy when she saw that I had cum. I don't know why. I hadn't been faking it, that's for sure.
I meet the others down in the lobby and we take a plane back to Japan.
There finishes my Thai experience, at least all that I feel like sharing. A lot of other cool stuff happened that was not related to sex, and some other cool stuff that was related to sex. From what I have written I hope that some people can get the general gist of what it's like to be a foreign guy traveling there. Overall, it was fun. But that is mostly because I experienced a lot of different things for the first time. I doubt something like this would be as random and intense the second time around, purely because I would know what to expect.
Peace.
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